Now, be warned! This isn't for everyone, and has a bit of fruity language. However, if you like Vulcans, Klingons and etc., you might find their descriptions of why they did the things they did, in the face of all evidence of good sense, read on: https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w" target="_blank" target="_blank
I want one of those toasters, btw. I'd save time better used for stitching.